Funny kid Dancing to Lady Gaga
Published by admin on September 30, 2011
Sam Bloom dances to “You and I” by: Lady Gaga. Enjoy!
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Archive for September, 2011
Asperger Syndrome And Difficult Moments: Practical Solutions For Tantrums, Rage And Meltdowns
Published by admin on September 30, 2011
Product DescriptionThis expanded edition of the bestselling AAPC classic offers both parents and professionals tried-and-true solutions to minimize and circumvent the often frightening circumstances that surround the rage cycle not only for the child with Asperger Syndrome but others in the environment as well. In addition to almost doubling the section on interventions, this highly practical and user-friendly resource also focuses on the reactions of the adults around the child. This detailed book takes the reader through the stages of the rage cycle and emphasizes the importance of utilizing the teachable moments before and after a rage episode.
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The Life Of A (Single Parent) BRIAN!
Published by admin on September 30, 2011
Product DescriptionWHAT MAKES ‘THE LIFE OF (A SINGLE PARENT) BRIAN!’ UNIQUE?
‘The Life Of (A Single Parent) Brian!’ has never before been written! Oh sure, many people have written autobiographies of their many differing experiences in life but when was the last time you heard of a dad bringing up the children, let alone writing a book about it! Yes Single Dads exist, (at roughly a 10/1 ratio to Single Mums), but they are in such a minority that they always get overlooked; think about it, when did you last see a family orientated advert on television that didn’t feature mum in the lead role?
Brian Rowlands has produced a book that may well ‘throw the cat amongst the pigeons’ and overturn the widely held view that bringing up the children is a job best left to mums. He tells his family’s story in a frank and honest manner, baring his soul openly and invites the reader into his world as a single father, at the same time exploring his children’s reaction to their mum’s departure and their subsequent re-adjustment.
From his initial battle back from the deep, dark depths of depression, through his enforced coming to terms with single life and subsequently rearing his children without female input, his tale charts the amazing and often rocky rollercoaster ride that was his family’s life over a ten year period. Thirteen homes in seven years, including two stints in bed and breakfast and two in a caravan, disastrous (and sometimes violent) relationship problems, heartbreaking medical problems together with a constant battle to overcome and make sense of the chaos brought from his divorce; Brian Rowlands faced all this and more as he battled to bring a sense of normality to his family’s lives and tried to give his children what he wanted for them more than anything, that being stability.
A story that absolutely needed telling, it lifts the lid on many long held discriminatory assumptions held against men with regard to paternity and indeed against single parents themselves, whatever sex, highlighting the immense battle they face in raising children without a partner. An invaluable read for any single parent, it is a book that can also be enjoyed by parents belonging in a partnership and indeed a wider public audience in general. A story of embattlement, enjoyment, frustration, love, survival and hope, the book’s underlying message is one of never giving up; no matter what life threw at them Brian, his son and his daughter held their heads high and never lay down, fighting on and carving out a new life for themselves. Essential reading for anybody that has lost faith in the human spirit, once started you will not want to put this one down!
Brian Rowlands was born in 1963 in the Nottinghamshire town of Mansfield. On moving to Nottingham itself in 1968 he lived in and around the Nottingham area until 1998. He married in 1991, fathering two children and taking on the responsibilities of a step-parent to his wife’s son from her first marriage. His family enjoyed many continuous yearly holidays in Cornwall until in 1998 he, his wife and their children moved to the tiny Cornish village of Mevagissey. After only a year of coastal life his wife left, and the subsequent events told in his book took place.
Brian left school at the age of 16 with average qualifications, going on to train as an apprentice engineer. Unfortunately, on completion of his training he found engineering wasn’t for him. Showing no inclination towards writing at that point in life, he went on to enjoy a varied and colourful working history up until the present day, being prepared to turn his hand to anything in order to pay the bills.
Brian enjoyed an exciting and varied youth, playing in a ‘glam’ rock band in the 1980’s and even trying his hand at being a stripper in the 1990’s. Say’s he, “Best job I ever had, getting paid a lot of money to take off my clothes in front of hundreds of crazy, rowdy women!”
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The Single Dad’s Survival Guide: How to Succeed as a One-Man Parenting Team
Published by admin on September 30, 2011
Product DescriptionYou May Be Single, But You’re Not Alone.
Being a great dad is challenging enough when you’re part of a two-person team. But now you’re raising your kids single-handedly. How can you provide the emotional, physical, and spiritual support your children need, cover all the details of running a household, and still earn a living to support your family? Being a solo dad could easily be the toughest job of your life.
The good news is you’re not alone. Inside this book you’ll find the support, advice, and encouragement you need to succeed. Here are practical solutions for everything you’re facing–from conflicting emotions to day-to-day time management. You’ll find useful pointers on a daughter’s unique needs, a son’s inner struggles, and even how to recruit trusted friends to pitch in. With plenty of humor and real-world insight, The Single Dad’s Survival Guide will show you how to expand on your natural, built-in abilities so you can come out on top as a parenting team of one.
• Find logistical help on everyday challenges, including finances, family schedules, household management, and staying on top of your work.
• Take advantage of practical guidance on everything
from supporting and nurturing your kids to protecting your own emotional health.
• Learn how to get past anger, hurt, and fatigue to stand strong as the man
your children need most–a man who provides security,
stability, and spiritual guidance during one of the toughest times in their life.
It’s all here to help you succeed as a solo dad. Single parenting takes everything you’ve got–so learn how to give it your all.
From the Trade Paperback edition.
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BMV Quantum Subliminal CD Parenting Aid: Improve your Parenting Skills (Ultrasonic Parenthood Series)
Published by admin on September 30, 2011
Product DescriptionProgram the subconscious mind to improve parenting skills. Develop your patience, wisdom, discipline and communication skills to become the best parent that you can be! Create amazing results using state-of-the-art subliminal and brainwave entrainment technologies. Tune your brainwaves to specific frequencies by listening to this CD! Program your subconscious mind for positive lasting results, created by a Certified Hypnotherapist and NLP Practitioner (Neuro-Linguistic Programming). Silent affirmations, inaudible hypnotic suggestions and thousands of powerful subliminal messages program your subconscious mind for positive results. The first 3 tracks have an ocean background. The Silent Ultrasonic Track 4 is completely silent with no sound at all! BMV exclusive Quantum Subliminal Matrix Technology sets a new standard for the subliminal industry! BMV has merged existing subliminal neurotechnology with many new exclusive techniques to create the most powerful CDs on the market. This CD contains the following audio neurotechnologies to maximize your results: Ultra-Silent Ultrasonic Subliminal Frequency Modulation Technology- All subliminal messages are modulated to ultrasonic ranges (higher frequencies) for full meta-programming with no audible sounds at all on Track 4! You can use these powerful silent subliminals in any setting! Program yourself anywhere, anytime! Multi-channel Subliminal Replication Technology- 100 times more subliminal messages makes it 100 times more powerful than other subliminal tapes or CDs. Autonomic Audio Pacing Technology- Relaxed heartbeat and breathing patterns cause physiological responses that trigger deep progressive relaxation to maximize results. Brainwave Entrainment Technology- Embedded binaural beat frequencies and monaural tones create hemispheric synchronization while tuning your brainwaves to specific frequencies that are most effective for subliminal programming. Monaural entrainment tones- No need for headphones!
Posted under Parenting Tips
POST Tabbed Parenting Journal, Saffiano Pink
Published by admin on September 30, 2011
Product DescriptionPersonal organization has never been so stylish! POST has 3 different Tabbed Journals to help you keep track of resources, experiences, and ideas for entertaining, parenting, or recipes. Each Journal has tabs specifically labeled for the Journal. Journals are 4.375 x 6-inches. Easy to carry, convenient to have on hand when you need to know a phone number, ingredient, teacher’s name, etc. It took POST years to develop their journal paper, and it is as close to perfection as exists. Paper comes from renewable sources and contains a recycled component. POST by Graphic Image features state of the art, technologically designed, animal-free materials imported from Italy. The results range from classic to cool. POST books offer the same qualities of paper and binding as Graphic Image. The savings on the cover material allows for lower price points without compromising the quality of the products; the fine paper and treatments remain the same. POST books and accessories provide an element of whimsy to the Graphic Image collection, and demonstrates you don’t have to be expensive to be fabulous. POST is available in an assortment of colors and materials, each provides a distinct impression on your personal style. It is a new member of the Graphic Image family, but already a welcome classic. Graphic Image is a Long Island, New York based, family-owned company passionate about quality, value, utility, and style.
Posted under Parenting Help
Who’s the Funny-Looking Kid with the Big Nose? (Peanuts Classics)
Published by admin on September 30, 2011
Product DescriptionLucy faces the perils of her imagination when she stays home alone while the rest of the family is away. And the reason for her nervousness? Knowing she’s in the same house as LInus’s security blanket! Is the dreaded blanket really after her because of her vehement campaign against it? PEANUTS fans will love these revived strips originally penned in 1965 and 1966.
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The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death: Reflections on Revenge, Germophobia, and Laser Hair Removal
Published by admin on September 29, 2011
Product DescriptionLaurie Notaro has an uncanny ability to attract insanity–and leave readers doubled over with laughter. In The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death, she experiences the popular phenomenon of laser hair removal (because at least one of her chins should be stubble-free); bemoans the scourge of the Open Mouth Coughers on America’s airplanes; welcomes the newest ex-con (yay, a sex offender!) to her neighborhood; and watches, against her own better judgment, every Discovery Health Channel special on parasites and tapeworms that has ever aired–resulting in an overwhelming fear that a worm the size of a python will soon come a-knocking on her back door.
The Cleveland Plain Dealer says that Laurie Notaro is “a scream, the freak-magnet of a girlfriend you can’t wait to meet for a drink to hear her latest story.” With The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death, Notaro proves she’s not only funny but resigned to the fact that you can’t look bad ass in a Prius. Don’t even try.
Enter Laurie Notaro’s THE IDIOT GIRL AND THE FLAMING TANTRUM OF DEATH Essay Contest!
OFFICIAL RULES—NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN.
Open to legal residents of the U.S. who are 18 years of age or older as of June 30th, 2009. Contest ends June 30th, 2009.
TO ENTER:
Enter online at any time beginning at 12:00 Midnight, Eastern Daylight Savings Time (EDT), June 1, 2009 through 11:59 PM, (EDT), June 30, 2009, by emailing bpgmarketing@randomhouse.com with the subject line “Idiot Girl” and attach an essay of no more than 450 words about your funniest Idiot Girl adventure. You must include your name, age, mailing address and valid email address along with your original contest submission (English language only; 450 words or less.) Limit one entry per person. Only entries submitted electronically in accordance with these rules will be eligible for consideration. Mechanically reproduced entries not accepted. All entries become the property of Random House, Inc. (“Sponsor”) upon submission. All applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations apply. Contest void wherever prohibited or restricted by law. Entries received from persons residing in geographic areas in which entry is not permissible will be disqualified.
Publisher/author is not responsible for lost/late/misdirected entries or computer malfunctions.
WINNER SELECTION:
One (1) Grand Prize Winner and three (3) first prize winners will be chosen by the Sponsor’s Marketing Department for having the best writing style and the most outrageous Idiot Girl tale. Winner will be picked from all eligible entries on or about July 31st, 2009. The decision of the judges will be final and binding in all matters relating to the Contest.
PRIZES:
One (1) Grand Prize – winner will have their essay story posted on author’s website, www.laurienotaro.com for one (1) year, AND have their name used as a character name in Laurie’s next novel published by Sponsor; each of three (3) First Prize winners will receive One (1) copy of THE IDIOT GIRL AND THE FLAMING TANTRUM OF DEATH in trade paperback format (ISBN: 9780812975741). (Approximate retail value of all prizes: $42.00.)
WHO CAN PARTICIPATE:
Open to legal residents of the U.S., who are 18 years of age or older as of June 30, 2009. Employees of Random House, Inc., (including Random House’s parent, subsidiaries, affiliates, and agencies) and immediate families and persons living in the same household of such employees are not eligible.
GENERAL CONDITIONS:
All Prize Winners must be 18 years of age or older. Noncompliance with any condition will result in disqualification and selection of an alternate Winner. Grand Prize Winner will be notified by e-mail on or about August 1, 2009 and First Prize Winners will be notified by e-mail on or about August 15th, 2009. Return of any prize notification as undeliverable, or failure of potential winners to accept a prize, respond to notification attempts or return completed releases within required timeframe may result in disqualification and an alternate winner will be selected at Sponsor’s discretion. No transfer/cash substitution of prize permitted. Sponsor reserves the right to substitute a prize of equal or greater value if, at any time following selection of the winners, any portion of the prizes become unavailable for any reason. Prizes are nontransferable and must be accepted as rewarded. Winners will be required to execute affidavits of eligibility, liability releases, warranty and indemnification releases and, except where prohibited by law, use of name or likeness releases and return them within seven (7) days of issuance. Winners will be required to execute an agreement confirming, for the benefit of Sponsor, the winner’s conveyance of copyright in the entry to Sponsor. Publisher/author reserves the right to post, remove and/or modify this contest on the Internet at any time. Publisher/author reserves the right to disqualify entries from anyone tampering with the Internet entry process. If, for any reason, the contest or any drawing is not capable of running as planned by reason of damage by computer virus, worms, bugs, tampering, unauthorized intervention, technical limitations or failures, or any other causes which, in the sole opinion of the Publisher/author, could compromise, undermine or otherwise affect the Official Rules, administration, security, fairness or proper conduct of the contest, the Publisher/author reserves the right and absolute discretion to modify these Official Rules and/or to cancel, terminate, modify or suspend the contest. In the event of termination or cancellation, the Winners will be selected from all eligible entries received before termination. Publisher/author assume no responsibility for any error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft, destruction, or unauthorized access to the site. Publisher/author is not responsible for injury or damage to any computer, other equipment, or person relating to or resulting from participation in the contest, or from downloading materials or accessing the site. Contest is subject to applicable laws and regulations in U.S. Participants release the Publisher/author, its agencies, and assigns from any liability and/or loss resulting from participation in contest or acceptance or use of any prize. By their entry, participants fully and unconditionally agree to these rules and judges decisions, which are final and binding. By acceptance of prize, Winners agree to rules and Publisher’s/author’s use of their name/likeness for commercial purposes without notification / compensation, except where prohibited by law.
TO OBTAIN THE NAMES OF THE WINNERS:
For the names of the Winners, available after September 30, 2009, send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to be received by September 15, 2009 to: The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death Contest Winners, 1745 Broadway, 22nd Floor, NY, NY 10019, Attn: Rochelle Clark.
GOVERING LAW:
All disputes and questions regarding the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, or the rights and obligations of any participant, and the Sponsor, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of New York, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules or provisions that would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than New York. The invalidity or unenforceability of any provision of these Official Rules shall not affect the validity or enforceability of any other provision. If any such provision is determined to be invalid or otherwise unenforceable, these Official Rules shall be construed in accordance with their terms as if the invalid or unenforceable provision was not contained therein.
PROMOTION SPONSOR:
Random House, Inc. , 1745 Broadway, New York, NY 10019.
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Single Mummy Business
Published by admin on September 29, 2011
Product DescriptionSingle Mummy Business is about the journey of being a Single Mum. This book aims to provide you with support and tips to help you through the ups and downs of being a single mum, from the initial stages of separation to moving on with your life and looking after you! Visit www.singlemummybusiness.blogspot.com
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